MÄNNKITCHEN Heavy Duty Kitchen Scissors

No bottle opener.  No nut-cracker.  No nonsense.  

Just heavy-duty kitchen scissors that can actually cut the spine from a chicken without choking on the skin.  If your kitchen shears make you choose between cutting skin or bones, it's time to get a pair of scissors that do both.  Heavy, ultra sharp stainless blades and handles big enough that even männ hands fit them.